User:Straw Boss
Straw Boss | |
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Born | 2986 |
Affiliation | Clan Ghost Bear |
Straw Boss (b. 2986) was a player of BattleTech: The Board Game of Armored Combat. .[1]
History
Straw Boss began playing Battletech in the 1994. He once destroyed a MechWarrior Online dev by abandoning his Starmates during a skirmish with an assault lance and firing 8 medium lasers from his Hunchback into the center torso with no regard paid to the friendly units in close proximity...it was his proudest moment.[2]
Several years prior to this glorious incident he loaded a Mad Dog A with Inferno Missiles; fired them all at once destroying an enemy Catapult, a full point of friendly elementals, and his Mad Dog. It was pretty neat.[3]
Personal description
Straw Boss continues to perpetuate his futile attempts to build a Clan Ghost Bear Cluster, remake the Star League, and annihilate Clan Wolf.[4]
BattleMechs
Straw Boss acquired his first Mech in the early 1990's. A poisonous lead Hunchback IIC that has undergone several modifications including a machine gun boating phase, five different color schemes, an accumulated several months in turpentine baths, and an extensive downscaling operation that saw fractions of millimeters removed from every vertical measurement to bring it into scale with it's Starmates.[5]
References
Bibliography
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